A Happy Healthy Individual

I am a happy, healthy model of a healthy individual,

I’ve information overload on matters quite conceptual,

I know the fathers of psychiatry, and quote the theoretical,

From Freudian to Jungian, and Dr. Phil rhetorical;

I’m very well acquainted too, with all the books liturgical,

I understand perceptions, both real and imaginable,

About the latest studies I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,

With many misleading facts about why we do the things we do.

I'm exceptional with smoke and mirrors, and being very devious;

I know the things to say, I’m really quite fastidious;

In short, with information overload and matters quite conceptual,

I am a happy healthy model of a healthy individual.

Written by Sabrina Ehlert, in the style of Gilbert & Sullivan.